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`Fun Break` : Papa-Beta Wala Joke*

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*1. LSRW Wala Joke*   *Student:* Sir, UPTET me LSRW kaushal kya hota hai?   *Teacher:* Beta, *L*ambi *S*aans leke *R*oya, *W*apas so gaya 😴 --- *2. Piaget Wala Joke*   *Piaget:* Main *औपचारिक-संक्रियात्मक अवस्था* me hun.   *Matlab:* Exam ke baad soch raha hun ki *"Job pakki hai"* 😂 --- *3. Papa-Beta Wala Joke*   *Beta:* Papa, maine UPTET pass kar li!   *Papa:* Shabaash beta... ab *CTET* kab karega? 🤣

Padhai Wala : Beta, itna padh raha hai, bada hoke kya banega?

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*1. Padhai Wala*   *Papa:* Beta, itna padh raha hai, bada hoke kya banega?   *Beta:* Papa, *UPTET Pass* banke... aapki tarah *"Beta, job kab lagegi?"* wale sawal sununga 😆 *2. Shaadi Wala*   *Ladki:* Shaadi se pehle ek shart hai, tumhe UPTET clear karna hoga!   *Ladka:* Aur shaadi ke baad?   *Ladki:* Phir *CTET* bhi... kyunki promotion bhi chahiye 😂 *3. WhatsApp Wala*   *Teacher:* Online class me sabse zyada kaun bolta hai?   *Student:* Sir, *"Can you hear me?"* wala bacha... poora saal yahi bolta hai 🤣 *4. Exam Hall Wala*   *Invigilator:* Beta cheating mat karo, main dekh raha hun.   *Student:* Sir, *Piaget ki औपचारिक-संक्रियात्मक अवस्था* me hun... *amurt chintan* kar raha hun ki answer kya ho sakta hai 😜 *5. AdSense Wala*   *Blogger:* Bhai AdSense apply kar diya, dua karna.   *Dost:* Bhai tu to *NCF 2005* ka palan kar raha hai... *श्रवण* - Rejection sun, *वाचन* - Doston ko...

चिंटू- आजकल के लड़कों को दो तरह की लड़कियां बिल्कुल पसंद नहीं.

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